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Charlize Theron pulls Ireland out at the World Cup draw, FIFA suits start sweating
offthepost.info — Actress’ Henry gag Oscar-winning actress Charlize Theron has got Sepp Blatter and co hot under the collar... as she prepares to host the World Cup draw later today. She was taking part in a rehearsal mock draw yesterday and pulled an ‘Ireland’ ball out of the hat. Theron’s ... (more) Charlize Theron pulls Ireland out at the World Cup draw, ...
Video: Farsley Celtic goalkeeper Gary Sprake scores incredible own goal
offthepost.info — Just like that nasty bowling alley mishap Goalkeeping glove manufacturers are also boasting about the latest technology... they have developed to ensure the ball grips to your hands. There is another side to this though, as Farsley Celtic keeper Gary Sprake knows only too well. When it came to ... (more) Video: Farsley Celtic goalkeeper Gary Sprake scores ...
Video: Paul Merson doesn’t think Manchester City should pay for penis
offthepost.info — Soccer Saturday pundit awards City a free-cock And there we were thinking they only fielded expensive ones.... (more) Video: Paul Merson doesn’t think Manchester City should ...
Blackburn assistant Neil McDonald finds victory over Chelsea affects his ability to judge bad taste
offthepost.info — Rovers management team have heart-to-heart Blackburn assistant manager Neil McDonald’s good taste deserted him after his side’s... shock Carling Cup victory over Chelsea. McDonald is in charge of first-team affairs while boss Sam Allardyce recovers from heart surgery. But the stand-in ... (more) Blackburn assistant Neil McDonald finds victory over ...
South Africa plans to slaughter a cow in every World Cup stadium
offthepost.info — 2010 World Cup begins to sound like an abattoir If OTP had built some shiny new World... Cup stadia, the last thing we would want to do is splatter them with bovine blood. But who are we to decide what is best for South Africa 2010? It is possible that each stadium will be blessed [...]  ... (more) South Africa plans to slaughter a cow in every World Cup ...
Revealed: Darron Gibson is Sir Alex Ferguson in disguise
offthepost.info — The Sun reveals secret Man Utd ploy The lid has finally been lifted on one of football’s... best kept secrets - Sir Alex Ferguson regular turns out for Manchester United in the guise of ‘Darron Gibson’. Originally thought to be one of the club’s brightest prospects for the ... (more) Revealed: Darron Gibson is Sir Alex Ferguson in disguise
The Sun v iPhone
The Sun v iPhone
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Joe Cole fights for his right to lark about with fire extinguishers
Joe Cole fights for his right to lark about with fire extinguishers
offthepost.info — Tonight, he’s a rock ‘n’ Cole star Chelsea star Joe Cole has been moaning that he is... unable to enjoy fire extinguisher fights without worrying that it might tarnish his reputation. He told The Sun: “How come when footballers spray each other with fire extinguishers ... (more) Joe Cole fights for his right to lark about with fire ...
Unveiled: The Adidas Jabulani World Cup matchball
Unveiled: The Adidas Jabulani World Cup matchball
offthepost.info — It’s round Since every World Cup produces an accompanying matchball which is supposedly “rounder” than its predecessor,... you could be forgiven for thinking that footballs are now about as round as they are likely to get. Not so, according to Adidas. They will officially unveil ... (more) Unveiled: The Adidas Jabulani World Cup matchball
Video: Rocky Baptiste produces the worst miss you will ever see
Video: Rocky Baptiste produces the worst miss you will ever see
offthepost.info — Open goal, one yard out, and he misses Football is full of ups and downs. But Rocky... Baptiste’s day on Saturday was even more like a rollercoaster than usual. The Harrow Borough journeyman produced arguably the worst miss of all time against Waltham Abbey. With the keeper beaten and no ... (more) Video: Rocky Baptiste produces the worst miss you will ...
Sepp Blatter laughs at Republic of Ireland’s request to go to the World Cup
Sepp Blatter laughs at Republic of Ireland’s request to go to the World Cup
offthepost.info — FIFA president further endears himself to Irish public Sepp Blatter risked further fury from the FAI and... Republic of Ireland’s supporters as he scoffed at their attempts to overturn Thierry Henry’s handball. The FIFA president burst into laughter as he told the story of how the FAI ... (more) Sepp Blatter laughs at Republic of Ireland’s request to ...
Gillette does its best to disassociate itself from Thierry Henry’s handball
Gillette does its best to disassociate itself from Thierry Henry’s handball
offthepost.info — The Hand of Frog gets Photoshopped out Shaving brand Gillette has tweaked its advert to avoid any... suggestion that they helped Thierry Henry towards his infamous handball against the Republic of Ireland. In the advert, Henry was featured honing his ball control with the offending hand. But in ... (more) Gillette does its best to disassociate itself from ...
Manchester City chairman Garry Cook to apologise over United name gaffe
Manchester City chairman Garry Cook to apologise over United name gaffe
offthepost.info — More ammunition for Red Devils Manchester City executive chairman Garry Cook has offended the club’s supporters after... referring to the club as “Manchester United” at a supporters’ club gala evening. Cook was announcing the evening’s special guest when he said: ... (more) Manchester City chairman Garry Cook to apologise over ...
Top 10 conclusions Premier League weekend 28-29 November
Top 10 conclusions Premier League weekend 28-29 November
offthepost.info — 1. Jimmy Bullard is a genius. 2. Chelsea look like they are going from strength-to-strength. But with... key players heading to the African Cup of Nations soon, will they be able to keep it up? 3. That was the weekend of the dodgy penalty decision. 4. Avram Grant must have thought managing ... (more) Top 10 conclusions Premier League weekend 28-29 November
The Staines Massive play up to their most famous cultural reference
The Staines Massive play up to their most famous cultural reference
offthepost.info — The only man in the stadium dressed as a Sacha Baron Cohen character… NOT! Another beautiful chapter... was written in the FA Cup’s illustrious history as Staines earnt a replay Millwall. And as fate would have it, there goal was scored by a man called Ali. Ali C, or Chaaban to those ... (more) The Staines Massive play up to their most famous ...
Jimmy Bullard mimics Phil Brown’s on-pitch team-talk in his goal celebration
Jimmy Bullard mimics Phil Brown’s on-pitch team-talk in his goal celebration
offthepost.info — Comedy gold at Eastlands Last time Hull City visited Manchester City, the match resulted in an embarrassing... 5-1 defeat and an even more embarrassing on-pitch half-time talk from Hull manager Phil Brown. But the incident was the source of fun and games as Hull returned to Eastlands for their ... (more) Jimmy Bullard mimics Phil Brown’s on-pitch team-talk in ...
Carlos Tevez plays tennis with Juan Martin del Potro
Carlos Tevez plays tennis with Juan Martin del Potro
offthepost.info — Man City star is not going to make it a tennis player… … nor a football player... on this evidence. Carlitos’ ball control was not at its best in either sport as he took to the court during the ATP World Tour semi-finals in London. But Tevez did provide a little light-hearted ... (more) Carlos Tevez plays tennis with Juan Martin del Potro
Video: Belgian break-dancing own goal
offthepost.info — Keeper’s moves help opposition Jurgen Sierens, of Belgian side Roeselare, scored this excellent own goal to hand... victory to Anderlecht last weekend. It just goes to show that the urge to break-dance can sometimes be too great for even professional footballers. (more) Video: Belgian break-dancing own goal
Become a football manager and you’ll be grey within 312 weeks
Become a football manager and you’ll be grey within 312 weeks
offthepost.info — The instantly noticeable cost of football management The stress of being a football manager is so great... that your hair will turn grey within 312 weeks on average, according to research by the makers of the Football Manager computer game series. And the research also showed that particularly ... (more) Become a football manager and you’ll be grey within 312 ...
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