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Elen Rives: Cat Lady
Elen Rives: Cat Lady
Elen Rives at Sketch in London Single ladies concerned about the years pressing on and your life ending up a series of drinking cider, peeking out at the failing youth of today from behind your net curtains and keeping up a regular feeding schedule for one of your 40 cats: Elen Rives is here to ...
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Arsenal’s New Jewel Starts to Shine, Meet the Most Naive/Stupid WAG In Town, Liverpool’s Striking Talent Analysed, Man United Fans May Not Be Invited Back!
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Dirty Tackle — ... Make like Chacarita defender Mariano Echeverria and steal a pass, sprint up the pitch, pass to yourself, then go top corner on the keeper. Easy as that. Wide view here: [YouTube] Rangers fans threaten to boycott bank they think is ruining their club. [Guardian] There are going to be specially selected hooker cops at the World Cup. Be careful. [Caught Offside] I think it’s a good thing Frank Lampard split from Elen Rives. Uh…yeah. [Kickette] Wigan doesn’t tolerate sex offenders. [The Times] The ...

Elen Rives, Notts County’s attempt to lure Roberto Mancini and who is the best footballer in the world?
The Spoiler — ... Insert your own smutty innuendo-laden intro about this pic of Lamps’ ex surrounded by cats ( Kickette ) Notts County fail to sell Meadow Lane to Roberto Mancini ( Eurosport ) Ten great Serie A disasters ( The Offside ) John Terry in the running to be FIFA World Player of the Year. No, really ( Pies )

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The Beautiful Game — ... Kickette had this masterpiece last week and I just recently came across its glory. Word is this gal is an ex-WAG, so it's still semi-soccer relevant. ...

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