Lazy Links & Randoms
Kickette — ... Sesto San Giovanni. Image via Getty. – Andrey Arshavin’s gal wants a £5 million wedding? Hell to the yeah. – Dimitar Berbatov: serious drama up in his household. Yikes. – Jordan and Jermain Defoe? Guess it was time. Or, perhaps not. There’s also this chick. – Did Clarence Seedorf hook up with George Clooney’s gal? – Looks like Jamie O’Hara’s making an honest woman of Danielle Lloyd. It’s truly the end of an era, Kickettes. ...

Should Arsenal Buy £4m Nemesis to replace RVP, Naked WAGS, Manchester United’s Mystery Man!
CaughtOffside.com — ... Carragher and Liverpool Aim Very Low! Three Match Ban Manchester United’s Man of Mystery! Football Fancast Chelsea Star Admits to Being an Arsenal Fan! Four Four Two Five Weird and Wonderful Goal Celebrations (Video)! In the Stands Hot Tottenham WAG Set to Get Married! Who Ate All The Pies Should Arsenal Turn to Nemesis to replace RVP?! ...

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Dirty Tackle - World Soccer - Yahoo! Sports — ... embarrassment to FIFA.” Yep. [FourFourTwo] Alberto Aquilani’s ex-WAG is worth your time. [Caught Offside] They’re going to sacrifice a cow in each new World Cup stadium. Seriously. [Original Winger] The madcap happenings at FC Twente. [The Offside] Bulgarian mobsters are trying to kidnap…The Continental and his family. [Independent] Danielle Lloyd finally finds a footballer to marry. [WAATP?] Jack Warner is sneaky. [Unprofessional Foul] DeludedVision: Pick what you ...